THE DECADENT DUCHESS

Dark, velvety richness softened by muscovado warmth, with a luxuriously gooey centre. Studded throughout with mellow milk-chocolate pockets and noble walnut pieces for a gently textured, deeply indulgent bite.

It is said that The Decadent Duchess first swept into the Society on a velvet-rich winter evening, her plumage shimmering in deep cocoa and darkened bronze. Round of form and regal of bearing, she carried herself with the languid confidence of one who has never denied herself a pleasure worth having.

For many seasons she lived in quiet luxury within the walnut groves of her ancestral estate, perfecting the art of indulgence with monastic devotion. Rumours drifted through neighbouring counties of the Duchess’s private feasts — molten-centred confections served on silver, muscovado-sweetened bites that would silence entire dinner tables, and walnut-studded delicacies that inspired both envy and pilgrimage.

It was only when word of The Cultured Crumb Society reached her gilded halls that she finally deemed the world worthy of her presence. Arriving in a carriage upholstered in chocolate-toned velvet, she stepped out with a grace that belied her generous silhouette, declaring that any gathering so bold as to celebrate the finer arts of fermentation must make room for decadence itself.

The Society welcomed her with immediate fascination. Her wit proved as plush as her palate, her charm as irresistible as her gooey-centred delights. Within days she had become a fixture of the grand parlour — dispensing opinions, accepting admiration, and ensuring that no crumb within the establishment lacked appropriate richness.

Thus was her place secured: by the force of her indulgence, the warmth of her muscovado-sweetened manner, and the irresistible allure of a Duchess who is, in every respect, deeply indulgent, with a centre worth swooning over.

1. Warmed & Finished With Silk Cream
Gently warm the brownie and serve with a spoonful of softly whipped vanilla cream to highlight its gooey centre.

2. Paired With Mascarpone & Dark Cherry Compote
A cool mascarpone dollop and a spoon of cherry compote add tart balance to the richness.

3. With Toasted Walnuts & Sea Salt
A handful of warm, toasted walnuts and a pinch of flaky sea salt sharpen the muscovado depth.

4. Affogato-Style
Set a brownie chunk in a small cup and pour a shot of hot espresso over the top for a bold, grown-up indulgence.

5. With Ice-Cold Milk or Chocolate Stout
For a simple, satisfying pairing: chilled milk enhances the chocolate; a dark stout deepens it.

6. Crumbled Over Vanilla Gelato
A quick, elegant dessert — let the warm brownie meet cold gelato for perfect texture contrasts.

7. Drizzled With Warm Chocolate Ganache
A thin pour of glossy dark ganache creates an extra layer of decadence worthy of the Duchess herself.

8. Served With Fresh Raspberries
Bright raspberries cut through the richness and bring a little aristocratic freshness to the plate.

Storage:
Keep brownies in an airtight container at room temperature.
Best enjoyed within 3–4 days for optimal gooeyness.
In warm weather, store in the fridge to maintain structure; bring to room temperature before serving.

Reheating:
Warm gently in the microwave for 10–15 seconds or in a low oven for 3–5 minutes to revive the molten centre.

Freezing:
Freeze individually wrapped portions for up to 2 months.
Defrost at room temperature, then warm lightly to restore texture.

Dark chocolate, unsalted butter, light muscovado sugar, milk chocolate, WALNUTS, sourdough discard, eggs, plain flour

Approximately 95g per brownie — unapologetically rich, yet impeccably restrained. Presented in boxes of four.

Deeply indulgent, with a centre worth swooning over

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Price range: £2.00 through £6.00

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