THE BAKEWELL CONSPIRACY

Deep cherry richness, mellow almond warmth, and a creamy white chocolate finish.

Freshly baked with the finest ingredients, and always to order.

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Price range: £3.50 through £18.00

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Have you heard…

…about The Bake Well Conspiracy?

It began with a remark made rather too confidently over afternoon tea.

The Bakewell tart, declared one gentleman, was all very well — but surely there was room for improvement.

A silence followed.

By the next afternoon, something rather suspicious had appeared in its place: a rich, buttery blondie scattered with cherries, almonds and generous pieces of white chocolate.

Nobody admitted responsibility.

Several members claimed the whole thing was an affront to tradition. Curiously, these were also the first to return for a second piece.

By evening, little remained beyond a scattering of crumbs and the growing suspicion that perhaps the gentleman had been right all along.

No one has dared say so publicly since.

And thus, The Bake Well Conspiracy continues.

The Bake Well Conspiracy is best served at room temperature, allowing the deeper cherry notes to settle comfortably alongside mellow almond and creamy white chocolate.

She pairs particularly well with accompaniments that complement her richness without distracting from the evidence at hand:

A pot of Earl Grey, whose fragrant bergamot and gentle tannins sit beautifully alongside cherry and almond.

A freshly brewed coffee, smooth and rounded, bringing a subtle bitterness that balances the sweetness of the blondie.

A glass of cold milk, offering a simple, cooling contrast to the richness of white chocolate and almond.

A spoonful of crème fraîche, its gentle tang providing a pleasing counterpoint to the deeper fruitiness of the cherry.

A scattering of toasted flaked almonds, adding a little extra texture while drawing out the blondie’s mellow almond character.

For something altogether more indulgent, she may be served slightly warmed with:

A scoop of vanilla ice cream, allowed to soften over the warm blondie for a simple but particularly satisfying dessert.

A little warm cherry compote, served sparingly, to deepen the fruit notes while allowing the almond and white chocolate to remain distinct.

However you choose to approach the matter, there is one thing worth remembering:

The evidence has a habit of disappearing rather quickly.

Storage:
Keep brownies & blondies in an airtight container at room temperature.
Best enjoyed within 3–4 days for optimal gooeyness.
In warm weather, store in the fridge to maintain structure; bring to room temperature before serving.

Reheating:
Warm gently in the microwave for 10–15 seconds or in a low oven for 3–5 minutes to revive the molten centre.

Freezing:
Freeze individually wrapped portions for up to 2 months.
Defrost at room temperature, then warm lightly to restore texture.

INGREDIENTS: Light Brown Sugar, White Chocolate [Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Dried Whole MILK, Lactose (MILK), Whey Powder (MILK), Emulsifier (Lecithins), Flavouring], WHEAT Flour [WHEAT Flour, Calcium, Folic Acid, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin], Unsalted Butter (MILK), Dried Cherries [Dried Cherries (80%), Apple Juice Concentrate, Sunflower Oil], Sourdough Discard [WHEAT Flour (WHEAT Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin (B3), Thiamine (B1)), Water], EGGS, Black Cherry Jam [Black Cherries, Sugar, Brown Cane Sugar, Concentrated Lemon Juice, Gelling Agent: Fruit Pectin], Flaked ALMONDS, Whole MILK Powder [Whole MILK, Emulsifier (SOYA Lecithin)], Wholemeal RYE Flour, Vanilla Extract [Water, Organic Alcohol, Organic Bourbon Vanilla Pods], Sea Salt.

Suitable for: Vegetarians

Allergens: See ingredients in CAPITALS. Made in a kitchen that handles gluten, milk, eggs, nuts, peanuts, sesame and soya

Approximately 95g per blondie — unapologetically rich, yet impeccably restrained. Presented in boxes of six.

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